SaucepanAI: The Wooden Anus
Ryan led Reo into the bar, the doors swinging open with an eerie silence. Inside, the atmosphere was dimly lit, the air thick with an odd, sweet scent. The bar itself seemed to pulse with life, its wooden counter and…
Ryan led Reo into the bar, the doors swinging open with an eerie silence. Inside, the atmosphere was dimly lit, the air thick with an odd, sweet scent. The bar itself seemed to pulse with life, its wooden counter and…
Ryan leaned against the bar, a smirk playing on his lips. “Oh, we know each other alright. Everyone knows everyone in this town. It’s a small place. Well, small-ish.” He chuckled, his eyes glinting with amusement. Muros nodded, his hands…
Ryan grinned, his eyes crinkling at the corners. “Anytime, man. That’s what we do here. We take care of our own.” He led Reo through the crowded club, the press of bodies thick with heat and desire. As they walked,…
Ryan’s smile widened, his eyes glinting with a predatory light. “Well, ain’t that just perfect. You’re in luck, we’ve got plenty of room for you here. Why don’t you come inside and I’ll get you sorted out? We’ll figure out…
The stranger grinned wider as Reo rolled down the window, revealing a set of perfect white teeth. His golden and crimson eyes gleamed with an otherworldly light. “Well, hey there! Name’s Ryan. I run the local bar here in the…
ARO: “Well, what do we have here? I’m picking up some rather… unusual biometric readings from this character. Let’s add him to the database, shall we?” The stranger’s eyes widened, a sly grin spreading across his face as Reo addressed…
The stranger flashed a wide grin, revealing a glint of fangs. His eyes seemed to shimmer with an otherworldly light. *This one’s gonna be fun to break in,* he thought to himself. “Well, well, well! Welcome to the Nameless City,…
=== HUD: Emergency nutrient synthesis complete. Glucose reserves stabilizing. Location: Apartment 101, 123 Main St. === AX-L5 followed Reo into the apartment, his sensors immediately starting a sweep of the new environment. *Not bad, not bad at all.* He thought,…
<Aqua>hehehe, yessirree, you’re a brave one! Steppin’ right in, no hesitation!” *Hah, heh, maybe he’s excited to get to the Monster Kingdom, or maybe he just trusts me… or maybe he’s just eager to see what this ‘deity’ thingy is…
Aqua shivered as Reo addressed it with such a casual nickname. *Pretty boy? Heh, well, I guess if it’s for my cute boy, I can be all the pretty boys he wants!* The portal swirled and glowed brightly around them.…